Tag

I've had this draft for quite some time and have beenMIA for awhile! Before I post the latestet and greatest, here is this quick post.

So I've been tagged by my SIL, but I absolutely stink at these things, so I'll just give ya some facts. If you care to read on, then consider yourself tagged and feel free to share something anytime you please. You will get 10 minutes of fabulously good luck no matter what you do!

-My full name is Jenny Jessica Schow
-I have three kids (that should be obvious from the picture, there are no undisclosed children)
-My favorite color is green
-My favorite food is .... who are we kidding, I LOVE to eat.
-I have lived in Salt Lake City, Logan, Layton and Centerville, UT, Starkville, MS and St. Croix of the US Virgin Islands
-I've always wanted a dog, but never had one. (Mom, does the dog that jumped over the fence and hung himself till he slipped out of the collar to run wild while we were out of town count?)
-I love to ride my Honda 400EX and my HO Slalom Waterski

Hmmmmm, what else
-I Love being a SAHM! (Best job any mom could have!)

Well that's enough for now. Go have some good luck before you waste your ten minutes reading mindless facts you probably already know about me!

Jen

Audrey Mermaid Fairy

Hey, just a quick post of my latest creation of Audrey

My Girlfriend Jess sent this too me, read as much as you have time for, you'll get the point! Ahhhhh!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!

AAADD KNOW THE SYMPTOMS....PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table thatI brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study,

so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the countercatches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,

I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:the car isn't washed

the bills aren't paid

there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only 1 check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Back and Running

Phew! Thanks to my computer goo-roo cousin, I'm back and running. I was able to save all my data, and get the house a little clean! Not much to report, so check back in later!

Doh!

My computer crashed! Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! So I am temporarily off line, and temporarily loosing my mind!!!!!! Anywho, if you sent me post msg's or emails, be patient, I'll get back to you as soon as I can, I'm on borrowed time! Wish me luck that me computer is salvageable!

Sad Sad Jen

Apprentice Kits at Little Dreamer Designs

My fav website, whom I am now a part of, has been doing an apprentice contest and they are down to six contestants. Each one has a kit in the Shoppe for only $2.00. I've got them all and they are so cute! Head over if you are a digi scrapper or want to become one! Here is one of my latest!

We can't get Sadie to stop sucking her thumb, even a staff infection and a tape wrap didn't stop her. HELP!

http://www.littledreamerdesigns.com/shoppe/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=64